Does This Apply to You?

Maybe you aren’t exhibiting most of the symptoms above. You must have a heart of steel!
Regardless, perhaps you made some of the following mistakes while you were still in the relationship:

• You begged and pleaded for them to reconcile after the breakup.
• You constantly tried to convince them that you were destined to be with them…forever!
• You tried to shift the blame entirely onto them.
• You apologized for every little faux pas, no matter how trivial.
• You consistently promised to change who you were every time you messed up.

Any of the aforementioned behaviors are a recipe for disaster. The more you perform them the more defensive, angry, and/or bewildered your partner becomes. They might think that you’re anal-retentive, obsessed, paranoid, neurotic, or that you have attachment issues.

However, the good news is none of this stuff is your fault. You didn’t learn how to behave properly in a romantic relationship and the Dos and Don’ts in school! It’s kinda strange when you think about it. We are constantly bamboozled with petty sex in advertising, and all sorts of ads pertaining to materialistic pursuits. Yet, there is a very small amount of literature devoted to helping people reignite their lost passions and stay in love forever. Well, we were sick and tired of all the empty-promises and BS. We wanted to help others achieve what we have. You may be wondering who we are by this point and what makes us so “special” or “different.”

How can you prove that your love formula isn’t just some psychoanalytical mumbo jumbo!?

Hi, my name is Alicia Jackson and I have been happily been married to my husband; Christopher Robertson, for 32 wonderful and eventful years. We met in college 34 years ago in a chemistry class. Yes, I’m fully aware of the irony. We kind of hit it off right away and the rest as they say is history. We’ve had our ups and downs throughout the years but our unhindered and unadulterated love for one another has gotten us through all of our issues through and through.

Obviously, if you are reading this, you wish to have something similar in your life. To be head over heels in love with someone and to spend the rest of your life with this person. “To live happily ever after”, as is often infamously stated. Well, we are living proof that “happily ever after” doesn’t need to apply solely to fairy tales. We have developed the highly specialized and tested steps, or formula to heal all of your psychological scars and emotional wounds once-and-for-all! You can’t put a price on love after all!

Meet the Unorthodox!

It is worth noting that the methods outlined in the “Patch ‘N Match Connection” are not conventional. We get nasty emails from marriage counselors and so-called relationship gurus lambasting us for releasing our tried-and-true love techniques and relationship outline. These quacks charge hundreds for temporary solutions…if they work at all. Now, some of you may be thinking, you guys are hypocrites, you’re doing the very same. At least we’re not charging an exorbitant price for what you need. There are no recurring fees. You can hang onto these secrets until the end of time, and pass it on to future generations. There are no pills, pumps, love making videos, audio tapes, how to videos, or futile counseling sessions to worry about.

With our techniques, you will get instant results and you’ll rekindle your relationship with the love of your life in moments. We are so confident that our methods will ensure your long-term happiness with your partner that:

If our methods do not work for you within 60-days we will fully refund your money. On top of that, you can keep the book and all of the free relationship strengtheners that come bundled with the book.

In all honesty, we have yet to receive a single complaint and we’ve sold over 150,000 copies of our love guide.

The Ugly Truth…Unleashed!

Men and women are far more similar than you think. We both want the same things in life. Most of us want a stable home, a loving spouse and children, a decent and stable job, and good mental and physical health. Both men and women want intimacy and sex in their lives. Men who seek love are often branded as being “girly-men” as infamously stated by California governor Schwarzenegger. Women who desire sex are labeled as “slu*s” or “nymh*s” (both derogatory terms must be removed from our lexicon). The first thing you need to do before you get into any relationship is ignore the media, its proponents, and everybody else around you for that matter. People will judge you no matter what you do. When you try to please everyone you end up pleasing no one. It’s an unfortunate flaw in our design that can’t be remedied. As such, you need to bypass your own insecurities and preconceived notions about the opposite sex before you proceed to make your move. Men and women are very similar. We have the same goals, values, and aspirations in many regards.

The dichotomy and this asinine “battle of the sexes” BS needs to end. United we stand, divided we fall!

What Women Want…Revealed!

Let’s create a “hypothetical” situation that I am sure most of you have probably witnessed or experienced at one point of your life. Your spouse cheats on you. Pretty blunt yes. You break up with her and you feel betrayed and devastated. Notice I used “her” instead of “him”. I did this to convey the truth that 50% of all people who cheat are women. Anyway, let’s continue. What happened? Why would she cheat on you? You provided her with a beautiful home, a luxury sedan, and all of the plastic gold a person can handle. You believe you offered her the world and she crushed it like a black hole! What gives? What the heck do woman want? We get letters about this persistent and common conundrum everyday. There was even a movie made about this very topic called “What Women Want.” You don’t need Hollywood drivel to reveal the truth. It’s quite simple what most women want;

Love and to feel appreciated.

The Universality of the Human Condition

Don’t we all want this? It feels nice to be complimented once in a while. It feels good to feel appreciated and be seen as an asset to our team rather than a liability (family or workplace). There’s this common belief that women see men as “status objects” and men see women as “sex objects.” Hence, men are perceived as superficial and women as gold diggers with “prince charming syndrome.” These disgusting beliefs need to be shattered. Money can’t buy true happiness. It can’t grant you immortality, or get you real friends and a loving family. Love is a priceless, beautiful, and universal concept that can change your life forever. Money is transient. It comes and goes. It won’t provide you with any comfort on your deathbed. Money eats away at your soul. Money is the root of all evil and its progenitor is the capitalist milieu.

Think of all the calamites and chaos that money and the pursuit of it has caused humanity over the millennia. Love on the other hand has achieved many great things. Love is the catalyst to peace. Imagine if we all loved our fellow man. If we made love instead of war we probably would have advanced 500 years as a civilization. Love need not be sexual. Love can be equally beautiful on a platonic level. The so called fraternal or “brotherly love” for your fellow man. In the end money is a divisive force while love is a unifying one.

We will teach you to not only genuinely love your significant other but also all those around you so that “tolerance” becomes a thing of the past.

How to Overcome the Breakup

Let’s cut to the chase. Your boyfriend breaks up with you. He’s says “it’s not you, it’s me” and leaves you devastated in a café bistro. First off, why did he choose a public setting? He probably hoped that a) you wouldn’t make a scene, and b) thought he could wine and dine you into complacency. Next, you feel a storm of emotions raging inside you. How could he? What did I do? Is it another girl? These feelings are quite common. First things first; acknowledge the breakup. There is no reconciliation (for now). You don’t try to patch things up with a warring nation after you’ve nuked the heck out of them. The damage has been dealt. It’s time for damage control. You need to realize that you are a beautiful and intelligent child of God that is worthy of love and affection.

Next, there are a lot of fish in the sea. I know it’s a cliché but it’s true. There is about a 50/50 sex ratio around the world. This basically means you have about 3.5 billion people that you can possible hook up with. You only need one to make your dreams come true. Once you get past the denial of the breakup and acknowledge that you are one hot piece of real estate on the love market you need to take some time to recover. Time heals all wounds, and if you give yourself time to process the breakup you will be less susceptible to “rebound-titis” which is something you really want to avoid unless you want to perpetuate a vicious cycle.

I remember when I broke up with my first girlfriend. I was only 15 but it still stung like a bit*h. My self-esteem plummeted. I just sulked in my room and listened to the Beatles all day. I felt miserable but in retrospect I was probably a pathological masochist. It took me a couple of months to realize that my course of action was detrimental to my well-being. You need to enter a prospective relationship with the full realization that it may end prematurely. Sh*t happens. It’s a part of life.” …I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it” is a famous line by the hit man Vincent in the movie Collateral. By preparing yourself for a potential breakup and subsequent heartache you will be able to deal with a potential breakup much better. Que sera sera.

In our relationship guide you will learn the step by step remedies to sooth a kindred spirits tortured soul. Ok, maybe it isn’t really that dramatic but we know what it’s like to have your heart broken by someone near and dear and we have developed misery-proof techniques to tame the beast within.

How to Get Out of an Abusive Relationship

There is something very important that you must realize. The vast majority of our guide’s contents pertain to mending and maintaining relationships with loved ones. But, there are relationships that you definitely should not be a part off. We’re talking about long distance relationships, and physically and verbally abusive relationships. Ergo, we have also included sizable sections that deal with getting out of abusive relationships tactfully and safely. No one is worthy of pain and suffering!

Also, when we refer to “we” we’re referring to both men and women. There is this revolting notion that a man must “be a man” and take abuse in order for him to grow. This pseudo-rhetorical bile brainwashed men into thinking that suffering is the key to male development but it isn’t. This is quite blatantly obvious when you realize that men commit suicide 10 times more often as women. Why is that? It is because our society has brainwashed men into thinking that they are not real men if they can’t endure mental or physical anguish? Thus, men who are depressed or who are going through tough times are afraid to talk to their loved ones about their problems.

Eventually, this passive-aggressive mentality unleashes itself as a full-blown psychotic breakdown that ends in death. It’s the proverbial catch 22. We want our men to be open yet we denigrate them when they do. You’re damned if you do and vice versa.

We have included many passages in our relationship panacea to escape an abusive relationship with ninja-like dexterity and grace. Damage control is imperative and personal well-being is paramount.

What You’re Going to Receive

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This is it: Make up or break up!

You have two options.

Either be lovelorn and miserable for the rest of your life or use the solutions we provide to be happy for the rest of your life with the love of your life.

Whether you’re looking for love, lookin’ to patch things up, or want to escape a detrimental relationship with your sanity intact we have the solution. It’s that simple. You can’t put a price on your happiness. The longer you go without our all-inclusive love guide the longer you’re going to be in pain and the less likely you’ll be able to mend things with your ex-lover. By the time you decide to step-up and go for it it may be too late.

The clock’s a tickin’ and your heart’s takin’ a lickin’.

Don’t delay, be amorous today!